FUCK is what I said...
fuck you... fuck this place... fuck zermatt... fuck snow... fuck the train that brought me here... fuck switzerland... fuck your caramel juice... fuck the train that brought you here... fuck the president... fuck francs... fuck swiss francs... fuck the swiss period... fuck your mama... fuck you again... and then fuck off... fuck... fuck this... gimme a fuckin' drink you fuck...fuckin' asshole... fuck your beard you fuck... fuck vacations... fuckin' nice haircut dude... you fuckin' with the wrong bitch you cock-sucker fuck... fuck these idiots... fuck the fish... what the fuck is that anyway for a fish... i seen better fuckin' fish on flipper... fuck flipper... you is a fuck you know... fuckin' freak... fuck 'ya all... fuckers...
okay? so fuck off and fuck me too...

boss's response: wanna smoke a joint??

miserable cunt: fuck...

boss's response: fuck off - i've seen better buds on strawberries

miserable cunt: you don't like my fuckin' tits? fuck you...!

boss's response: 'yer tits are alright - it's your mouth - ........
why don't you wrap it around this................

miserable cunt: ......... gurgle.... sluuuurrrp.... gagaagagag....
fuckiiiiiiiiing sssswww swwwiss swiss sausage...
gasp.... gurgle... swallow....

end of fuckin' story...