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THE PIPE HALL OF FAME PHOTOS
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Some pics of the people who work here, worked here or pretended to work here and got taken away by the swiss immigration people so they don't work here anymore...
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'da
boss

Nikk 5 years |
NIkk
now |
Nikk
- bad day |

Nikk...
tomorrow
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RETIRED
APRIL 2001
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'da
buddha
James last year
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Jimmy
now
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CaUgHT iN ACtIon

Snogging
Diana
last night
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James
after his
3rd sex change
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'da
crazy Aussie

Ronnie
before a hard
days work
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Ronnie
the beserk Aussie
during a hard days work
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Ronnie
after a hard
days work |
There's
just something about Australians - Every bar should have one
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'da wizard of OZ
one of few pictures taken
of ronnie when he's actually sober
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pic
of ronnie half an hour later
( oh well... ) |
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'da
crazy Aussie's brother - 'da other Aussie

tom's
back in town
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dancin'
with
kangaroooos
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chattin'
up the
local birds after
getting 'em pissed |
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'der
Paddy

Our
little Swiss rent
boy is always willing
to please our trusted customers. ..
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...even
if it means that
he has to get down... |
...and
she has
to get all dirty... |
...
there now ... It's not
that bad...... Laura...
Laura... Can you
breathe all right?
Laura...? |
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'die
Sofi

...pipe
staffer Sofi
comes to work with a body guard... |

...staff
training #1...
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...staff
training #2... |
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...staff
training #3...
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...staff
training #4... |

...staff
training...
finito
job done...
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'Enri B'stard
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henri is pretty obvious about wanting to get... |

...do i really work here?
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'die
Kate & Jessica

...beautiful babes who
work THE PIPE...
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Check
out some of the people who come here... (click on
pictures to enlarge)
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A
yank losing it
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Mustafa
and his wives |
No
love...
they're between our legs,
not in our pockets |
We
never drink
while we're working...
or at least that's
what our wives think |

no...
it's not a trick photograph...
I always look like this,
but they pay well...
so who cares?
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Zulu
Snow dance |
Some
local boys
doing it their way |
Finally...
some normal people! |
Drinkin'
the bosse's boot |

Use
your imagination
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Drying
out somewhere
in Randa |
FEED
ME |
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Says
it all.
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MORE HALL OF FAME PHOTOS
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sometimes
we even
go out to play
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group
sex...
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jesus
& the devil
winter
2001 |
drag
dress-ers
winter 2001 |
surf
style |
stretch
baby |
surf
style |
5
years on... |
sweet... |
Happy
guests
at last... |
Sweet
as a ? |
EASY
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I
work for
the C.I.A. |
Biggest
loser
in the PIPE
Pay your bill ! |
who's
gonna get it? |
he
smiles, but
they can find it
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Jo
Jo gets it at last |
even
big boys can do it |
boss
having a hard (one)
night
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glug...
glug
glug...
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swallow
bitch
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stretch
your waazzup woosie
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one
more time
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come
here
you dumb dog
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dressed
up again |
gettin'
hammered
again |
mother
goose lays
a swiss egg
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huh...
? |
greek women's wrestling
team pays a visit
to the pipe
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3
clowns
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2
clowns |
down
for the count
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AUSSIE
WEEKEND
AUGUST 2000
the preparation
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aussie
fishing people
stop by for a few clams
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show
me yer lemons |
"at
least it's not raining" |
"man...
i love this place..."
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gone
crocodile
hunting
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"g'day
mate" |
local
baker
puts beer in his bagels
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outback |
cool
sunset
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for
sale
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feed
me
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dingos
run wild
in zermatt |
famous
people
come to Aussie Night
Aug 15 / 2000
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nice
hat
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famous
groupie
hangin' at the pipe |
gourmet
chef takes
pipe by storm
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pretty
famous
rock stars
hangin' at the pipe
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take
me if you're
man enough
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huh...
again... |
EX
Brit nationals
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moose
art
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Great
North Moose |
naked
pipe |
surfin
to the pipe |
sunday
afternoon
at the pipe |
pedophile
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caramel
vodka
strikes again
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Miriam
does it
happily
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pretend
you
know me |
the
guy in the
cornert |
i
work here |
so
do i
(Well... at least...
I USED to...)
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chillin'
at the pipe
after a long day's work |

My
name is Ivan
( Jürgen )
I'm hanging out
here in the pipe
with my cuban friends
drinking stolen rum
from a pirate boat
in jamaica
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they told us if we
wore these... ,
we wouldn't
get that drunk
sinking feeling...
we got hammered
anyway
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we'd
like to order a drink |
chillin'
at the pipe
after a long day's work
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happy
pipe people
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light my fire |
The
Sheik lends
us his harem
for an evening
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It's a dog's life
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rays
of sunshine
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local
transport...
pipe taxi service
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hard day ridin the pipe |

this
place
knocks me out...
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the
girls come
out to play |
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Moo
Club
Zermatt division
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flower
power 1999 |
there's
something about
this bar...
it just makes you wanna
get naked
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you tell me the guy
in the white shirt
doesn't do drugs |

piss
artist?
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boobs seek warm
companion
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there's
something about
this bar...
it just makes you wanna
get naked
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red
bull night people
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who really runs
the place
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Hawaiian
gals / guys
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...live
music...
sing along now... |

wHicH
way'S HoMe?
fOllOw
me tRAacy I'lL gEt yoU HOmE in oNE PiECe...
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no
comment
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we
"did" the pipe
for a season
we're convinced
we're coming back
in 2001
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church
goers seek
refuge in the pipe |

Migros
man
escapes loonie bin
takes hostages
in the pipe
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pretend
you know me |
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local
debt collector
shows up for drink
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drink
up |
peace
space baby
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Mr. Muffet does
his little Miss Muffet
at the pipe
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'da
bosse's wife
gets her boob(s) out
Olé !!!
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Australian
kangaroo
spotted surfing
in the deserts
of Zermatt...
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canadian
mormons
pay a visit to the pipe
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which
one's the fish?
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equal
rights...
let fags snog in public
or dingy corners
in the pipe... |

Use
your imagination
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first
death in the pipe |
this
spot for hire
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For
an excellent time with an ex-ethiaopian...
or a fine chicken recipe...
call freddie at (tel # cancelled)
(toll free in Siberia)
leave a message at the sound of the swiss girl saying
something silly about chicken wings...
10% rebate if you mention nikk's name...
20% rebate if you're not swiss...
50% rebate if you're not a virgin...
FREE if you know what a softail classic is...
(cash deals only - no credit cards or vouchers for co-op
accepted)

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web site will self-destruct in 4 seconds

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"I
wish my cock
was a rose"
(quote 'da boss)
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we
have been
contacted
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surfin' |

bb
shows up
ready to
rock 'n' roll
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bb prepares
cocktails
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bb studies her
creations with love
(while she gooses
work-colleague)
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bb
introduces her
daughter to
the pipe gang
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daughter
intoduces her body
to the pipe gang
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bb drinks |
bb
gets in the act |
bb
finishes up
with a Miller...
prepares for the
long journey home |
the
first baby by-product
born (36 months later)
as a result of what happens when
the British Army Ski Team
does THE PIPE...
the place to be in Zermatt !!
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the
second baby by-product
miscarried (3 days later)
as a result of what happens when
the British Army Ski Team
does THE PIPE...
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Pipe
girls |
Australian
convention |
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Dyke
convention
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Even
our boys dress
up as girls on
ladies night to get
that free cocktail
at 10 o'clock
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Neil
& Haley
(developing a relationship) |

Haley
developing a
relationship with Paddy
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People
hangin' out
at their favorite
place in Zermatt
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Texas
chick convention |

Texas
chick 01
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Texas
chick 02
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Texas
chick 02B
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Texas
chick L7 |
Texas
chick 03 |
Texas
chicken |

Texas
chick pulls a 69
in the pipe
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Texas
chick 05
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Texas
chick 101
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Judge
fired |
camel
drivers
convention |

camel
drivers
convention leader
and chauffeur
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shalom |

wise people |

Mustafa
& his babes
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Mustafa
& his
son's babes |

camel
jockey loses
wife in tunnel
heads for the pipe...
scores with a donkey
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Adultery
for Jesus
convention |

Hell's
Angels
for Jesus convention
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Jews
for Jesus
convention
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Zulus
for Jesus
convention
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Our
beloved founder
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pipe
doorman
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true
love
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british army refugees
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british
army refugees |

Dinner's
up
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supposed
to be drunk |

drunk
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getting
drunk
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drunk
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SURFIN'
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SURFIN' |
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surf
to get drunk
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x-mas
devils
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Kellox
plays the pipe |
cheeky
gonzales |
cheek
to cheek
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MSG |
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cough...
blow job |
fucked
up |
grave
robbers
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Renato
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The
Place to be |

Pipe
people
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flipper
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banditos |

qualifying
for
the big surf
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Moo
club - Zermatt
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Cow
club - Zermatt |

Cheese
!
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Dog's
life
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Tupperware
man |
Surfin' |
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Surfin'
handshake
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Surfing |

Suck it up girls
I work here too...
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Surfing
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Surfing |

who
said you can't
surf in the mountains
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The (OLD)
Pipe |
Got
a PIPE Pic you wanna share
with the world?
Bring it by or send it to us by e-mail
irie @ chakralounge.com
WANTED
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C'mon
by and
strut 'yer stuff
with Louie!
Get
your picture in
THE PIPE'S
Hall of Fame
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