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zermatt

Welcome to THE PIPE'S
HALL OF FAME.


... a mix of old and new classic photos which represent what it means to have done THE PIPE !

To have a look at
THE PIPE'S 2003 photos,

click here.
To have a look at
THE PIPE'S 2002 photos,

click here.
To have a look at
THE PIPE'S 2001 photos,

click here.
To have a look at
THE PIPE'S 2003 Renovation,
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THE PIPE HALL OF FAME PHOTOS

Some pics of the people who work here, worked here or pretended to work here and got taken away by the swiss immigration people so they don't work here anymore...

 

'da boss


Nikk 5 years


NIkk now

Nikk - bad day

 


Nikk... tomorrow

 


 

RETIRED APRIL 2001

'da buddha


James last year

 


Jimmy now

CaUgHT iN ACtIon

Snogging Diana
last night

James after his
3rd sex change

 


'da crazy Aussie


Ronnie before a hard
days work

 


Ronnie the beserk Aussie
during a hard days work


Ronnie after a hard
days work

There's just something about Australians - Every bar should have one


'da wizard of OZ
one of few pictures taken
of ronnie when he's actually sober


pic of ronnie half an hour later
( oh well... )

 


'da crazy Aussie's brother - 'da other Aussie


tom's back in town


dancin' with
kangaroooos

 


chattin' up the
local birds after
getting 'em pissed

 

'der Paddy


Our little Swiss rent
boy is always willing
to please our trusted customers. ..


...even if it means that
he has to get down...

...and she has
to get all dirty...

... there now ... It's not
that bad...... Laura...
Laura... Can you
breathe all right?
Laura...?

 


'die Sofi

...pipe staffer Sofi
comes to work with a body guard...


...staff training #1...

 


...staff training #2...


...staff training #3...

 


...staff training #4...


...staff training...
finito
job done...

 

 



'Enri B'stard



henri is pretty obvious about wanting to get...


...do i really work here?


 

'die Kate & Jessica


...beautiful babes who
work THE PIPE...

 

 

 
Check out some of the people who come here... (click on pictures to enlarge)

 


A yank losing it


Mustafa and his wives

No love...
they're between our legs,
not in our pockets

We never drink
while we're working...
or at least that's
what our wives think


no...
it's not a trick photograph...
I always look like this,
but they pay well...
so who cares?

 


Zulu Snow dance

Some local boys
doing it their way

Finally...
some normal people!

Drinkin' the bosse's boot

 


Use your imagination


Drying out somewhere
in Randa

FEED ME

 


Says it all.

zermatt

MORE HALL OF FAME PHOTOS


sometimes we even
go out to play

 


group sex...

 


jesus & the devil
winter 2001

drag dress-ers
winter 2001

surf style

stretch baby

surf style

5 years on...

sweet...

Happy guests
at last...

Sweet as a ?

EASY

I work for
the C.I.A.

Biggest loser
in the PIPE
Pay your bill !

who's gonna get it?

he smiles, but
they can find it


Jo Jo gets it at last

even big boys can do it

boss having a hard (one)
night

glug...
glug
glug...


swallow bitch

 


stretch your waazzup woosie

one more time


come here
you dumb dog


dressed up again

gettin' hammered
again

mother goose lays
a swiss egg


huh... ?

greek women's wrestling
team pays a visit
to the pipe

3 clowns


2 clowns

down for the count

AUSSIE WEEKEND
AUGUST 2000
the preparation


aussie fishing people
stop by for a few clams

show me yer lemons

"at least it's not raining"

"man... i love this place..."


gone crocodile
hunting

 


"g'day mate"

local baker
puts beer in his bagels


outback

cool sunset

for sale


feed me

dingos run wild
in zermatt

famous people
come to Aussie Night
Aug 15 / 2000



nice hat

famous groupie
hangin' at the pipe

gourmet chef takes
pipe by storm

pretty famous
rock stars
hangin' at the pipe



take me if you're
man enough

huh... again...

EX Brit nationals

moose art

Great North Moose

naked pipe

surfin to the pipe

sunday afternoon
at the pipe

pedophile

caramel vodka
strikes again


Miriam does it
happily

pretend you
know me

the guy in the
corner
t

i work here

so do i
(Well... at least...
I USED to...)

chillin' at the pipe
after a long day's work


My name is Ivan
( Jürgen )
I'm hanging out
here in the pipe
with my cuban friends
drinking stolen rum
from a pirate boat
in jamaica

 


they told us if we
wore these... ,
we wouldn't
get that drunk
sinking feeling...
we got hammered
anyway

 


we'd like to order a drink

chillin' at the pipe
after a long day's work


happy pipe people

light my fire

The Sheik lends
us his harem
for an evening


It's a dog's life

Our man Ward


rays of sunshine

local transport...
pipe taxi service


hard day ridin the pipe


this place
knocks me out...

 


the girls come
out to play


Moo Club
Zermatt division



flower power 1999

there's something about
this bar...
it just makes you wanna
get naked



you tell me the guy
in the white shirt
doesn't do drugs


piss artist?


boobs seek warm
companion

 


there's something about
this bar...
it just makes you wanna
get naked


red bull night people


who really runs
the place


Hawaiian gals / guys

 


...live music...
sing along now...


wHicH way'S HoMe?



fOllOw me tRAacy I'lL gEt yoU HOmE in oNE PiECe...

 


no comment


we "did" the pipe
for a season
we're convinced
we're coming back
in 2001



church goers seek
refuge in the pipe


Migros man
escapes loonie bin
takes hostages
in the pipe

 


pretend you know me


local debt collector
shows up for drink


drink up

peace space baby



Mr. Muffet does
his little Miss Muffet
at the pipe

 

 


'da bosse's wife
gets her boob(s) out
Olé !!!

 

 


Australian kangaroo
spotted surfing
in the deserts
of Zermatt...


canadian mormons
pay a visit to the pipe


which one's the fish?

equal rights...
let fags snog in public
or dingy corners
in the pipe...

 


Use your imagination


first death in the pipe

 


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"I wish my cock
was a rose"
(quote 'da boss)

 

 


we have been
contacted


surfin'



bb shows up
ready to
rock 'n' roll

 


bb prepares
cocktails

 

 


bb studies her
creations with love
(while she gooses
work-colleague)

 


bb introduces her
daughter to
the pipe gang

 


daughter
intoduces her body
to the pipe gang


bb drinks

bb gets in the act

bb finishes up
with a Miller...
prepares for the
long journey home

the first baby by-product
born (36 months later)
as a result of what happens when
the British Army Ski Team
does THE PIPE...
the place to be in Zermatt !!

 


the second baby by-product
miscarried (3 days later)
as a result of what happens when
the British Army Ski Team
does THE PIPE...


Pipe girls

Australian convention


Dyke convention



Even our boys dress
up as girls on
ladies night to get
that free cocktail
at 10 o'clock


Neil & Haley
(developing a relationship)

 


Haley developing a
relationship with Paddy


People hangin' out
at their favorite
place in Zermatt



Texas chick convention


Texas chick 01

 


Texas chick 02


Texas chick 02B

 


Texas chick L7

Texas chick 03

Texas chicken


Texas chick pulls a 69
in the pipe

 


Texas chick 05

 

 


Texas chick 101


Judge fired

camel drivers
convention

 


camel drivers
convention leader
and chauffeur


shalom

wise people

 


Mustafa & his babes


Mustafa & his
son's babes


camel jockey loses
wife in tunnel
heads for the pipe...
scores with a donkey



Adultery for Jesus
convention

 


Hell's Angels
for Jesus convention

 


Jews for Jesus
convention

 


Zulus for Jesus
convention


Our beloved founder

 


pipe doorman

 


true love

 


british army refugees

 


british army refugees

 


Dinner's up

 


supposed to be drunk

 


drunk

 


getting drunk


drunk


SURFIN'

 


SURFIN'


surf to get drunk

 

 


x-mas devils

 


Kellox plays the pipe


cheeky gonzales


cheek to cheek


MSG

 



cough...
blow job

fucked up


grave robbers


Renato

 


The Place to be


Pipe people



flipper

banditos



qualifying for
the big surf



Moo club - Zermatt

Cow club - Zermatt

 


Cheese !



Dog's life

 


Tupperware man

Surfin'


Surfin' handshake

 


Surfing

Suck it up girls
I work here too...

 


Surfing



Surfing


who said you can't
surf in the mountains
?


 

 

The (OLD) Pipe

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with the world?
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with Louie!

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Hall of Fame

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